Cockroach
Janta Party
Official Slogan: SURVIVE. ADAPT. CONQUER. • Election Symbol: SMARTPHONE 📱
The viral political front for India's lazy & unemployed youth. Emerged after the controversial Supreme Court cockroach remark, CJP is now a 15M+ strong swarm fighting exam paper leaks (NEET-UG) and youth systemic neglect.
21.9M
Instagram Swarm (5 Days)
Smartphone
CJP Election Symbol
May 16
Founded in 2026
NEET-UG
Paper Leak Reform Focus
The Genesis of CJP
How an offensive courtroom remark evolved into a viral, 21.9-million-strong digital revolution overnight. Click through the phases below to inspect the archives.
Abhijeet Dipke
30-year-old Boston University PR graduate & former AAP meme communication volunteer.
IN THE SUPREME COURT OF INDIA
SPECIAL LEAVE PETITION (CIVIL) // MAY 15, 2026
"...people with fake degrees and credentials... they are like cockroaches. They are parasites of society..."
Official Clarification (May 16)
The Chief Justice of India clarified that his court comments were directed specifically at fraudulent degree holders, not the country's unemployed youth.
Abhijeet Dipke
@AbhijeetDipke • May 16, 2026Since the custodian of the Constitution has compared unemployed youth to cockroaches that scuttle in the baseboards of society, we hereby launch the Cockroach Janta Party (CJP). We will survive. 📱🪳
Our Mission & Vision
The dual pillars of the CJP: active advocacy today, leak-proof systems and youth dignity tomorrow.
Our Mission
"Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and, most recently, cockroaches. That's it. That's the mission. The rest is satire."
- Universal answerability under the RTI ActTRANSPARENCY
- Securing national level exams from repetitive leaksEXAM SAFETY
- Re-directing youth frustration into grassroots activismCIVIC ACTION
Our Vision
"We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday in Davos on the taxpayer's salary slip, or rebrand corruption as 'strategic spending.' We are here to ask, loudly, repeatedly, in writing, where the money went."
- Barring post-retirement rewards for judiciary custodiansJUDICIAL INDEPENDENCE
- Ensuring 50% reservation for women in Parliament & CabinetEQUAL POWERS
- Banning political defection for 20 years on switching sidesANTI-DEFECTION
The Official CJP Manifesto
Explore CJP's core demands. Switch between our formal grievance reform agenda and our highly satirical lifestyle demands.
Post-Retirement Judicial Ban
No Chief Justice shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat or post-retirement government appointment as a reward.
UAPA Arrest for Deleted Votes
If any legitimate citizen vote is deleted, the CEC shall be arrested under the UAPA, as removing voting rights is no less than terrorism.
50% Gender Reservation
Women shall receive 50% reservation in Parliament without increasing strength, and 50% of all Cabinet positions shall be reserved for women.
Media Monopoly Cancellation
Licenses of media houses owned by Adani and Ambani cancelled to foster independent journalism. Investigate bank accounts of Godi media anchors.
20-Year Anti-Defection Ban
Any MP or MLA who defects to another party after winning shall be barred from contesting elections or holding public office for 20 years.
RTI Act & No Secret Funds
(Suggested by activist Anjali Bhardwaj): CJP shall be fully answerable under the RTI Act, and shall never set up a secret "Cockroach CARES Fund".
Remember: No matter how heavy the shoe or how tight the social media block, Janta's collective resilience will outlast the rules.
CJP Updates & Chronicles
Keep track of our political expansions, censorship resistance, and strategic survival reports.
CJP Web Node Deployed
Censorship BypassCJP volunteers deploy a modern, high-speed single-page Next.js web application for recruitment, bypassing DNS blocks and maintaining a central point of contact.
NEET Petition Trigger & Domain Takedown
Domain SeizureCJP's official website is blocked after launching a petition demanding Union Minister Dharmendra Pradhan's resignation over the NEET-UG 2026 paper leaks. Environmentalist Sonam Wangchuk declares himself an "honorary cockroach" in support.
Death Threats Sent to Founder
Physical ThreatsAbhijeet Dipke receives WhatsApp death threats from anonymous numbers demanding he shut down CJP or join the BJP, threatening murder in the United States.
X Handle Blocked Under Section 69(A)
IT Act BlockActing on Intelligence Bureau inputs citing "national security" and "threat to sovereignty", MeitY blocks CJP's official X handle (which had 90k followers) in India.
Yamuna Cleanup & 7-State Expansion
Offline ActionSupporters wearing cockroach costumes conduct public clean-up drives along the Yamuna River bank. Jaidev Dagar launches Rohtak protests as the movement expands to West Bengal, Bihar, MP, UP, J&K, Haryana, and Himachal.
CJP Launch & Chief Justice Clarification
Official FoundingAbhijeet Dipke officially launches CJP. Following massive backlash, CJI Surya Kant issues a clarification stating his comments targeted fake degree holders, not the country's unemployed youth.
CJI Surya Kant's 'Cockroach' Remarks
Incident TriggerDuring a Supreme Court hearing, Chief Justice Surya Kant compares fake degree holders to "cockroaches" and "parasites of society". Outrage sweeps through social media.
Horde Endorsements & Allies
How national leaders, lawyers, activists, and content creators reacted to the scuttling youth movement.
CJP Media Chronicles
Read real news reports from global outlets and satirical editorials from the swarm headquarters.
Join The Horde
Register as an honorary survivor. Religion, caste, and gender are not considered in the CJP membership process.
Official Eligibility Criteria
- Jobless Status: Forced by the system, chosen by you, or held on principle. We won't pry.
- Physically Idle: Body resting, but brain actively spiraling.
- Permanently Logged In: 11+ hours screen time, including scrolling in the washroom.
- Professional Complainer: Rants must be sharp, brutally honest, and target real issues.
- Procrastination Record: At least 3 unfinished projects currently to your name.
- Zero Political Ambition: We only want members who never wanted to join politics.
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